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VI understand your concern, but I don’t keep her tied up 24/7. I take her for daily morning and evening walks, where she spends around 3–5 hours a day in the nearby open space.VBy that logic, I should also have a problem with society members letting stray cats and dogs in parking space and turning the place into a kennel. Also, I never mentioned that I would be selling the milk it’s for self consumption, and any excess can be given to neighborsVAlmost all of the good engineering colleges in this country have decent computer labs, so you can manage with that for the initial period. Then try to save money by doing gig work, freelance work, or whatever else you can find.VStep 1: Rebrand Yourself
Ditch your real name. Adopt something celestial like “Param Pujya Shri Shri 108 Babaji” or “Maharaj Nandivardhan Das.” Grow out that beard, wrap a saffron cloth around your potbelly, and start dropping words like “karma,” “cosmic vibrations,” and “energy flow” without explaining jack shit.Step 2: Start a Trust
Register a charitable or religious trust. People give money to feel spiritual. No one asks what you’re doing with it because *God knows*, literally. You take your daily ₹2 lakh and record it as “devotee offerings” or “daan.” No one audits faith.Step 3: Build a “Spiritual Center”
Rent a small hall or empty farmland, set up a few tents, throw in some incense and chanting. Voila — it’s a spiritual retreat. Hold donation drives, healing sessions, and promise wealth through “cosmic cleansing.” Maybe even throw in a 5-day silent meditation package for stressed-out CEOs. They’ll pay you to keep quiet.Step 4: L@under Through Legit Expenses
Use the trust to pay salaries to “disciples,” buy land in the trust’s name, or invest in “ashram infrastructure.” All paid for with black money now disguised as spiritual generosity. You can even create shell vendors for spiritual services “Aura Enhancement Pvt. Ltd.” and pay yourself via consultancy.Step 5: Political Immunity
Do a few *bhoomi poojas*, shake hands with some netas, maybe bless a few campaign rallies. Next thing you know, you’re getting Z+ security and ED won’t even look your way without folding hands first.VSounds like the real risk is some long-lost khandaani pujari suddenly claiming it’s their ancestral deity.
Thank you for the insights.VWhat about a small one where 30-50 people visit daily, donate small amounts in cash, and generate a stable income without attracting much attention?VYou can ride a horse in public, but if you’re a woman, just be prepared, because with all that rhythmic movement, you might end up having an orgasm mid-commute.VHe’s a Class 1 officer, and won’t that just make him even more mad? He also has a lot of connections with politicians and other officials.
